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"Not so close. My 11th grade physics teachers head actually looked like a giant spud. If his finger wouldn't have always been in his nose, someone might have mistaken his head for the real deal and entered it in the agricultural contest at…"

"Hmmm.........i always thought Mr. Potato Head was my 11th grade physics teacher."

"I understand. Unless you can tear it all down and rebuild in your image, it won't be worthwhile to you. NEVER going to happen. The type of innovation you people yearn for is out of reach. In the past. You said it yourself. "Great stuff is…"

" The spec. base chassis is a good idea. There are only a limited number of base chassis that can be sold. If this number were divided by several suppliers, the price per unit has to increase dramatically because these suppliers only realize a…"

"AT first this seems like a grand idea. Over time (a short time) being competitive under this formula will become prohibitively expensive and drive away all but the deepest pockets."

"The "battle" is one sided. The only people at battle are the ones who cannot enjoy what is and don't seem to want to allow others to enjoy either. For the most part, I think everyone would love to see what you envision. We just…"

"Sorry Jen,   I guess I'll take the blame for the mood change. My attitude about the series is not popular at the inn. Everyone knows where I'm coming from so probably best to let it go. Regarding "der helmut" I'm…"

"Gomer's take on that is that very seldom does a driver go flat out around even the high bankers unless he/she is qualifying or in front of the pack not overtaking traffic. No, I'm not bothered by a driver two footing the accelerator. That…"

"It was a damn good race with plenty of passing regardless of double file restarts. Plenty of lead changes. Plenty of stories. Honestly I don't know what people expect from this series. I suspect it is a vocal minority that thinks this is a…"

"Late breaking news.......... Due to a sudden and mysterious ailment to Helio Castroneves, V. Curt Bellman has been hired (for a very low salary) to pilot the Honda powered Dallara for Penske Racing. Unless some bonehead takes him out on a double…"

"If drivers were irrelevant and interchangeable, Roger and Chip could save a ton of money hiring no talent pretty faces to make sponsors drool. The best driver, equipment,  and engineering must converge to make a team successful. Remove any one…"

"@Wrench..........Damn straight. When the Green left Andretti- Green the toilet started swirling."

"@Railroad. RHR would likely be better off not succeeding in this race. The asterisk with that victory would be huge enough to blot out the sun. Lets just hope something gives with the rule that allows this. I can see it as a growing problem.…"

"Bizness is bizness. Integrity can now be bought and sold. I know it's been done before but it makes qualifying as the fastest 33 unnecessary. Bump day is a waste. To me it dishonors the men who have given their lives to do it right. I'm…"

"It appears as though the new chassis has a nice airbox design. This is a crucial component in my eyes but seems to cause a lot of angst over at TF. Hmmm .......think I'm beginning to understand the problem with those boys. Little light in the…"

"AND.........no dolphins were harmed while netting this TUNA."